when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
getting kfc for dinner!!!!
a tear slides down my cheek. the kfc has not arrived. where is the kfc i was promised, where is the happiness that comes with the crispy chicken. my life is hallow. my kfc is not here.
lol nvm i got my kfc the universe is in balance again
Plot twist: a movie with a 20-something character who has never kissed anyone and has never had sex but is presented as a perfectly normal, socially well-adjusted individual